So I have never reviewed a hotel before, I am not nitpicky at all when it comes to my stays. As long as my room is clean and I can take a hot shower I am usually comfortable. I got none of that with this hotel, and felt I should mention it.
My room was dingy, dated, and felt unclean. The wall next to the coffee pot had what definitely was mold growing all over it. The bathroom door could not be closed/locked. The shower curtain was barely attached to the wall, and could not be situated in a way that actually held the shower curtain up. That didn't end up mattering as I couldn't even take a shower to begin with - either low water pressure, the clearly broken shower head, or a combination of those two pretty much made showering impossible.
If you are considering this hotel because its great proximity to Club Colette do not bother. A sign as the front desk says "no guests allowed", which seems like a poor business strategy given the clientele this hotel attracts. Apparently it is well known for this kind of quality, as conversations with many at Club Colette lead to multiple other testimonies of similar stays.
This is the kind of hotel that you would expect to get bed bugs from. Do yourself a favor and look into the La Quinta down the street.