Is staying in a prison cell for a night on your lifetime bucket list? Is sliding sideways between the TV and the bed your idea of dancing? Is spray graffiti on crumbling cement your idea of high design and fashion? Do you especially appreciate a hotel that lists air conditioning on its list of amenities, but in fact has no air conditioning? (of course, who would imagine needing air-conditioning on a brutalist concrete building). Well, if these conditions describe you to a T, you’re gonna absolutely love this hotel otherwise, avoid it like the plague. You were warned.