Cockroaches hosting a family reunion on the carpet, bed bugs throwing an egg party in the bed, and a shower so rusted it could double as a tetanus museum. The mattress? Let’s just say sleeping on a bag of bricks might have been cozier. Oh, and forget about sleeping in—the window can’t be covered, so light streams in all night, and the noise from the nearby turnpike makes sure you don’t miss a second of it. BUT, I’m giving it two stars because it’s dirt cheap and only 10 minutes from the airport. If you’re broke, desperate, and feeling brave, this might be your spot. Just don’t forget the bug spray and a hazmat suit!