This trip to Fantasy Island was a complete disaster. Drive into resort was ungroomed, overgrown and road conditions were filled with potholes. Main entrance was uninviting and outdated. The only room to eat, buffet style was uncomfortable, dingy, and unwelcoming. Most of the food, breakfast, lunch, and dinner, was similar, overcooked, or undercooked, and never hot! The coffee was not hot, and they reused the coffee from the night(s) before.
The selection for all-inclusive drinks was minimal. One red wine that was intolerable and two white wines that also were not for the coinsurer. Two choices of local beer, and Kool- aid for the mixes lacked lustre. Music blasted at 7:00am in the morning, along with the roaming roosters, sleeping in was impossible.
The rooms were extremely outdated. Linens and towels were well used, ripped, and stained, extremely hard and uncomfortable beds. The room also had no hot water. The water that came out of the taps was salty (probably from the ocean). No bottled water was offered or available.
The resort did not fumigate, and so flies were everywhere. You could not eat outside. We were eaten alive by no-see-ums, which made it intolerable to be outside, and by the beach. We spent our vacation itching and covered in bug bites.
Expedia advertises that this resort has, an area shuttle, horseback riding, a restaurant, premium bedding, thoughtful touches, helpful staff, scuba diving, and more! NONE of these are true!
